First class. No return address.
We mail humiliation, first class.
Pick an envelope. Give us their address. USPS does the rest. They will read the outside before they ever open it — and they will never know it was you.
How it works
Pick the envelope
Choose from our catalog of deeply unfortunate mail. The front of the envelope is the punchline.
Give us their address
Home or office. We print it, stamp it, and drop it in the mail within two business days.
Stay invisible
No return address. Nothing inside points to you. They spend a week guessing.
The catalog
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Their premium membership is confirmed. In full color. On the envelope.
Real productTruck Boys — Payment Due
Real men gettin' real dirty. Thanks for signing up. Payment due.
Naked Safari — Booking Confirmation
Thank you for booking! Trip details enclosed.
Real productDate An Inmate — Match Results
Congrats, we found their soulmate. He is currently incarcerated.
Mailbox chaosGay Mailmen of America — Fan Club
Their mail carrier will read this one twice.
Most brutalToe Nails By Mail — Subscription Started
Enjoy your natural clippings.
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Novelty use only. No threats, no harassment, no minors. We cancel and refund anything that crosses the line.