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Doc Waters — Patented Cream Delivery
Your patented cream shipment has arrived
$4.00
Flat rate · first class postage included · no shipping cost
Mail this envelopeThe deluxe Doc Waters envelope: dripping goo, a gloved handful of "Patented Cream," the honey butter chicken biscuit testimonial, and a red OVERDUE BILLING stripe. First class, 100%% anonymous.
Printed on the front
DOC WATERS — PATENTED CREAM ENCLOSED
Novelty use only. Read the acceptable use rules before ordering.